Tau Pok.

I don't expect you to believe this. But it's true.

The food we eat have been trying to communicate with us. All this time we have ignored them because we weren't able to understand their language. Until now.

By using sophisticated groundbreaking techniques still under beta development by a relatively renowned Romanian university that prefers not to be mentioned at this time, we were able to extract "the voice of Tau Pok".

We had to slow down the video slightly so as to make out the jabbering, which is normally pitchy, fast and unclear. Listen attentively. Are you able to make out what they said?