Cosplay for Uncles

Right around Boon Keng MRT station we found this guy appearing out of place.

Clearly his job was imaginary. Who walks around with an over sized shoe horn generating buzzing sound? So we went up to him "Oi Uncle, who are your dress up to be? Which character?"

"Me lah !" He replied with a condescending tone.

"but where are you suppose to be from ? LTA ? Wilson parking? Traffic Police? Worker's party? Village people?"


"Is that a secret weapon developed by the Worker's Party to sniff bullshit ?"

The man was clearly pissed now "I am doing cable detection"
We challenged him "oh really, what's the helmet for then, people throw stone at you ah"
"WHSA lah!" He shot back.

Just then a woman walk by overheard our conversation and said in a horrified tone "Goodness ! You are from the internet brigade undercover as a contractor ah!"